What I Wore: 7.9.11

A la Man Repeller, I wore a big floppy hat that repelled both my boyfriend (unintentional) and the sun (intended target). According to him I looked like a cross between a wannabe glamorous Real Housewife and a grandma. Doesn't he realize what I truly am is one of those dorky pale people who wear zinc on their noses. He's lucky I'm not walking around with a parasol!

 Top: Zara (actually a skirt)

Shorts: Urban Outfitters

Sandals: Sam Edelman

Hat: J. Crew

Sunglasses: Banana Republic

Necklace: Gift

He's lucky I didn't got for the striped number and kept in on the down low with the army green...