I found the perfect skirt.
A sleek, modern cut. Fabric that forms to your body. Hand sewn in Toronto by an independent designer. Wear it high up for the high waist/high hem effect. Wear the waist band folded over and slouch your top over it (seen below). Sit the waist on your hips and have it hit just at/above the kness. Dress it up with heels or down with boots or sandals.
.....all the while, NEVER HAVING TO WORRY IF YOUR ASS IS SHOWING.
When I first saw this skirt, I knew I had to carry it. It's an anomie staple.